Anyone who says they watch FINAL DESTINATION films for the plot is the same type of lying bastard who says they read PLAYBOY for the articles. Going ass over teakettle down a flight of stairs sounds pretty like every time I leave the house.
So I wrote this long-ass comment about how I used to dunk on all of these movies for being terrible, but now I love them all (except for THE Final Destination, which really is terrible) and I know which one has the plane crash and which one has the rollercoaster...and then promptly fat-thumbed that comment into oblivion. This is probably for the best.
So instead I'll say that my own personal FD death most resembles the tanning bed in FD3. I would never get into a tanning bed, but I *would* make a series of bad decisions -- like Ashley bringing a slushie into the tanning room, Ashlyn turning up the heat, Ashley yanking on the shelf holding the CDs, etc. -- all culminating in a lurid and unfortunate result. Death by dumbassery, that's me.
Anyone who says they watch FINAL DESTINATION films for the plot is the same type of lying bastard who says they read PLAYBOY for the articles. Going ass over teakettle down a flight of stairs sounds pretty like every time I leave the house.
So I wrote this long-ass comment about how I used to dunk on all of these movies for being terrible, but now I love them all (except for THE Final Destination, which really is terrible) and I know which one has the plane crash and which one has the rollercoaster...and then promptly fat-thumbed that comment into oblivion. This is probably for the best.
So instead I'll say that my own personal FD death most resembles the tanning bed in FD3. I would never get into a tanning bed, but I *would* make a series of bad decisions -- like Ashley bringing a slushie into the tanning room, Ashlyn turning up the heat, Ashley yanking on the shelf holding the CDs, etc. -- all culminating in a lurid and unfortunate result. Death by dumbassery, that's me.
Ha! Now I wonder what my hand would be holding if I was eaten by an escalator... maybe a $10 used copy of Madden in a generic Game Stop box?